It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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