I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Randomize
