Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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