was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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