just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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