i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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