i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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