I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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