Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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