I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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