Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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