are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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