It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
