how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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