i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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