She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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