YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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