they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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