Don't you send me to vm
that's an acceptable place to lick
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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