Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Randomize
