farters have to be the big spoon...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
