I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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