what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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