never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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