We're facebook friends in real life
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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