brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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