You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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