8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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