their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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