a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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