we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
