he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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