i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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