no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
i am craving dick and cupcakes
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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