hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Randomize
