But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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