She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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