party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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