Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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