You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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