what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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