Plan B is the new Plan A
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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