I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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