Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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