3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she looked like the before picture.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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