So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
