his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
