Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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