god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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