if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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