You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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