so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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